Kids Say the Funniest Things

by Dan on December 1st, 2006

I went to school with my 1st grade daughter today to share one of our Christmas traditions with her class. When I asked for volunteers to tell me what their favorite part of Christmas was, one boy raised his hand and said he was excited to ask his dad if he “can get my gun and stay up and see if I can shoot a reindeer.”

My younger son was playing with a neighbor boy on the trampoline in the snow and started crying. I went out to help him get up (the tramp was slippery because of the snow) and brought him inside. He kept complaining through his tears that the other boy had pushed him down and then added, “Just because I pushed him down and he thought…” I’m not sure what he was going to say after that, but my wife and I both laughed pretty hard.

If you enjoyed this post, please feel free to leave a comment or subscribe to the RSS feed. You can follow me on Twitter here.

Related posts:

  1. How Not to Talk to Your Kids New York magazine has a great article on how praise...
  2. Father’s Day This is a song for all the fathers and grandpas...
  3. Mother’s Day Our family recorded a song for the mothers and grandmothers...
  4. Voice Mail Jokes From Tallie At my last job, Tallie called me and left two...

From → Personal

Comments are closed.